morningxafter ([info]morningxafter) wrote,
@ 2009-04-27 22:01:00
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seriously... don't drink the water.
watching the news and they're talking about swine flu, because, well, who the fuck ISN'T?! frankly i'm sick of hearing about it, but whatever.

anyway they said that the CDC is "Urging Americans to not travel to Mexico unless absolutely necessary."

really? i mean c'mon, that's just good advice for life in general. what's next, "if you DO go don't drink the water"? i mean is this shit really news?

EDIT: Also, there is a new Raisin Bran Crunch called Raisin Bran Crunch EXTRA (it just has dried cranberries added in). anyway their slogan is "It's a mouth full of AWESOME!" i'm thinking of suing for plagiarism, because i've been using that slogan for YEARS to advertise my service where I allow women pleasure me orally for a surprisingly reasonable fee.

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[info]vacillated
2009-04-28 03:18 am UTC (link)
Americans are self-centered and stupid. We (as in our citizens, not you and I specifically) generally have the "It Can Never Happen To Me!" line of thinking.

So, yes. It is necessary.

Some people are all UP IN ARMS because some European nations have asked their citizens not to travel to the US if it wasn't absolutely necessary. Because it is our peak tourist season. Afraid we'll lose money and slip further into recession. Not caring that these nations want to keep their people safe and healthy and not have this shit spread further. Heaven fucking forbid.

Like I said, self-centered and fucking stupid.

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[info]morningxafter
2009-04-28 03:27 am UTC (link)
oh i know, i was just making a joke about how avoiding Mexico is usually for the best in any situation. :P

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[info]vacillated
2009-04-28 03:40 am UTC (link)
As if they horrible violence wasn't enough to keep people away.'

Better yet, take back the advisory. If they're stupid enough to go down there...

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[info]morningxafter
2009-04-28 03:59 am UTC (link)
good point! we shouldn't let any Americans that are dumb enough to go to Mexico back in. think of it as enforced Darwinism.

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[info]musicboxwaltz
2009-04-28 04:39 am UTC (link)
the only way i heard about this was through everyones facebook status updates on it.
i still dont know what it is

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[info]morningxafter
2009-04-28 05:11 am UTC (link)
it's some kind of flu from mexico. it's like AIDS but cuz a guy fucked a pig instead of a monkey. ok that's not true. it's origins appear to be in Mexico and the biggest concentration of outbreaks have mostly been in New York. to be honest it's not as OMG TERRIBLE as the news is making it out to be.

basically here's how to not die from Swine Flu:
1. Stay out of Mexico for a while. you can get your burritos from Taco Bell.
2. Wash your hands, you filthy hobo.
3. If you DO get sick, with any flu-like symptoms, consult a morticiandoctor.

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[info]the_terrible
2009-04-28 09:04 pm UTC (link)
"to be honest it's not as OMG TERRIBLE as the news is making it out to be"

That's because I'M OMG TERRIBLE.

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[info]morningxafter
2009-04-28 09:05 pm UTC (link)
true! ^_^

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[info]maladroital
2009-04-28 04:52 am UTC (link)
I would like to visit Mexico. Like... country-side no one lives there Mexico... but that's about it. Any place that is synonymous with spring break, tourism or a population over 500 can just go on without me. (I heard you can get the swine flu from sexing up a pig!!!)

Edited at 2009-04-28 04:52 am UTC

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[info]morningxafter
2009-04-28 05:13 am UTC (link)
I would kinda like to visit the Aztec ruins, myself.

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[info]less_than_182
2009-04-28 05:59 am UTC (link)
I still don't even know how the hell you get it. Do you have to lick a pig or hug a pig or dance with a pig? Or do some horrible unspeakeable things to a pig?
Either way-these are reasons I don't eat meat/avoid pigs.
There are these kinda distrubing ads on Cartoon Network featuring an angry pig stopping kids from eating hot dogs & shit.

also-Raisin Bran Crunch Extra is the best thing ever & if you sue them, I will sue you for suing them & making the deliciousness go away. don't make the deliciousness go away...it's like taking the sunshine away. actually you can take the sunshine away-i just burn in that shit.

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[info]morningxafter
2009-04-28 01:34 pm UTC (link)
swine flu has NOTHING to do with meat. you just get it from human contact. it's passed from one person to another just like the regular flu.

i wouldn't make them stop making their cereal, i'd just make them stop using my slogan.

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[info]suicidalgrace
2009-04-28 06:09 am UTC (link)
i've been using that slogan for YEARS to advertise my service where I allow women pleasure me orally for a surprisingly reasonable fee.

oh sweet jesus matt. no. just no. lol

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[info]morningxafter
2009-04-28 01:31 pm UTC (link)
oh c'mon, you know i'll never charge you! ;)

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